I bet what crashed his system is that Polka he is always listening to.
(Think I am kidding? IM NOT)
The Victor Backlash
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Charlie251
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Re: The Victor Backlash
It's good for your soul.
There's a reason the hold music for the Suicide Prevention Hotline is polka.
So the wheels of Capitalism are turning, and the little metal clip thingy is on it's way to me.
The wife asked what it was and I told her.
"It's this three pronged thingie you stick to your head while flying, making looking around 'more better.'"
(Motionless, blinking at me, then in a dead pan)
"Clearly worth every penny of fifty dollars."
I have no idea if she took me seriously or not. We both find that our marriage is much more successful if one doesn't pry too deeply into irrational obsessions, simply taking things at face value.
Besides, I didn't say anything about the very expensive portable clothes hangers she bought (sold under the guise of "exercise equipment").
There's a reason the hold music for the Suicide Prevention Hotline is polka.
So the wheels of Capitalism are turning, and the little metal clip thingy is on it's way to me.
The wife asked what it was and I told her.
"It's this three pronged thingie you stick to your head while flying, making looking around 'more better.'"
(Motionless, blinking at me, then in a dead pan)
"Clearly worth every penny of fifty dollars."
I have no idea if she took me seriously or not. We both find that our marriage is much more successful if one doesn't pry too deeply into irrational obsessions, simply taking things at face value.
Besides, I didn't say anything about the very expensive portable clothes hangers she bought (sold under the guise of "exercise equipment").
Re: The Victor Backlash
Ahh... the joys of marriage...
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Charlie251
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Re: The Victor Backlash
LOL
Mine was the "And you need jogging shoes because....." which lead to me finally figuring out why we got a comfy couch...
Mine was the "And you need jogging shoes because....." which lead to me finally figuring out why we got a comfy couch...
Re: The Victor Backlash
Imagine my wife when she for the first time saw me with reflective dot placed on top of the chopstik attached to my headset
Re: The Victor Backlash
quote:Originally posted by Dart:
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The wife asked what it was and I told her.
"It's this three pronged thingie you stick to your head while flying, making looking around 'more better.'"
(Motionless, blinking at me, then in a dead pan)
"Clearly worth every penny of fifty dollars."
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LOL !
Soon after I got my TIR3pro, my wife walked into the "Computer Room" and saw me outfitted with a sort of home-made trackhat (one of my "big head caps" with two dots on the brim). Again, the motionless, blinking, deadpan delivery...
"So-o-o-o-o... does the hat make you fly better?"
[ December 14, 2004, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: bino ]
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The wife asked what it was and I told her.
"It's this three pronged thingie you stick to your head while flying, making looking around 'more better.'"
(Motionless, blinking at me, then in a dead pan)
"Clearly worth every penny of fifty dollars."
...
LOL !
Soon after I got my TIR3pro, my wife walked into the "Computer Room" and saw me outfitted with a sort of home-made trackhat (one of my "big head caps" with two dots on the brim). Again, the motionless, blinking, deadpan delivery...
"So-o-o-o-o... does the hat make you fly better?"
[ December 14, 2004, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: bino ]